You know them, Scientology’s stupendously long fundraising fliers that they put out after a big money-grubbing event. In this case, it was an event to raise cash for the long-forlorn project in Toronto.
As these things go, this is one of the best of these fliers that we’ve ever seen. We adore the “Mission Earth” theme. Not enough of what Scientology does harkens back to that horrendous ten-part disastrous sex-romp-in-space that L. Ron Hubbard put out (with help) during his final years in seclusion.
But listen, this mother of all fliers is really, really long and probably won’t fit in the email we send you when this story goes live. However, we know that you love these things as much as we do, so we’re just going to put the whole darn thing in here, and you may have to go to the Substack site directly to see it all. Here we go!
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I have no words. That was embarrassing. Or, should I say, embrassive? What does that even mean?
I just have one question: why are the chairs wrapped in trash bags?