It’s spooky season, and Scientology doesn’t want to miss out on the recruiting opportunity!
As we’ve pointed out many times before, no matter how grim things seem to be for Scientology — with the pandemic hitting when the church was already dwindling, and with the bad press just never stopping — no matter how bad it gets, Scientology just never gives up.
And one of the grand traditions of Scientology recruiting is to piggyback on the traditions and successes of others. So that’s why it makes perfect sense that Scientology’s Hollywood Celebrity Centre has announced a Star Wars-themed Halloween family festival for October 28 and 29!
Here, check out this killer flier, space cadet!
Which part are you most excited about? The Star Wars Millennium Falcon hyperspace jump experience? The starship escape room? The bounty hunter scavenger hunt?
Did they just forget to mention the part about the stress test, the personality test, and a copy of Dianetics for only $20?
Oh, the tricks and treats you’re liable to run into there!
If you do go, please give us a full report!
Bonus items from our tipsters
Mark your calendars for this event as well!
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I’m always disgusted by Scientology’s use of popular trademarks and copyrighted material to attract new public or support fundraisers. Scientologists have no problem plagiarizing other people’s creative work because that comes from Hubbards playbook. However if anyone tries to use scientology outside the organization they are attacked mercilessly. Their hypocrisy is endless.
All I can say about Celebrity Centers latest Halloween publicity scam is: MAY THE FRAUD BE WITH YOU.
If they really wanted to piggyback off of Halloween, they could walk people through the staff berthing quarters then the tunnels between buildings then the RPF and call it a haunted house.