Scientology fundraising goes down the rabbit hole in the most oblivious flier ever!
Scientology fundraising goes down the rabbit hole in the most oblivious flier ever!
Scientology fundraising goes down the rabbit hole in the most oblivious flier ever!
Last week we had a lot of fun with one of the craziest fundraising fliers we’ve seen come out of Scientology. Not only was it one of these super-long documents that went on and on, in this case about raising money for an “Ideal Org” in Toronto, but it also had a “Mission Earth” theme, which we haven’t seen before.
The result was maybe the most mindblowing long flier we’ve ever seen come from Ideal Org money-grubbing, and that’s saying a lot.
Well, Toronto isn’t sitting still. This week they put out yet another super-long post-event flier, and themed around Alice in Wonderland.
Yes, can they get any more oblivious to the kind of organization they’re in when they’re telling their marks they’re going “down the rabbit hole”? Does this stuff just not register with them?
Well, once again we had to break up the flier into small pieces just to get them to post correctly here, and we may be going over your email size limit. But come on over to tonyortega.substack.com to see this post in its entirety if that’s the case.
OK, curiouser and curiouser, here we go down the rabbit hole!
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Wow. Down the rabbit hole we go. Next thing you know, they’ll actually be admitting they’re a cult.
A tribute to naked, give-zero-fucks scientology fraud:
I'm a wanker with extra jizz
A Hub Ho with maximum fizz
Love my reggin' hot 'n' heavy
Like a souped-up Farsecian Chevy
And down the rabbit hole we go
Makin' blood from a stone flow
Yer gonna take ALL my feckin' money
So theta! and sweet as honey
Such bliss to be bankrupt and broke
Feeling so free in the Pimp's yoke
I have status and a guarantee
That COB will pee all over me
Keyed out and swimming in piss
I know that this is spiritual bliss!