Here we go again, campers! You know them, Scientology’s ludicrously long fundraising fliers, which come out after a big money-soaked event. And once again, it’s the marks in Toronto who are being featured.
Just this past March, we told you that Toronto had put out one of the best of these fliers we’d ever seen, which keyed off a wild “Mission Earth” theme, founder L. Ron Hubbard’s horrendous ten-part disastrous sex-romp-in-space.
Well, we have to give these folks points for at least trying to outdo that craziness with something almost as nutty: a Braveheart theme, and with real swords!
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I wonder if the Teegeeackian Twat's lawyers advised him to not use the word "money" or to show actual dollar amounts of "donations" on this wondrous church's public communications?
"No, your honor, there was no wire fraud. No money was collected. These were upbeat, spiritual gatherings, each with its own inspiring theme. The donations of swords, light sabers, jousting poles,
and other bits were merely symbols of each member's commitment to building a spiritual mecca for the millions of humans clamoring for scientology in their respective areas..."
“They” may never take their freedom, but the criminal organisation known as the “church” of $cientology will take their money...