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Quentin Bobalesque Jr's avatar

I’ll bet Scientologists just LOVE the metrics given from posting online. “This video has 30k views.” That means literally nothing. All that means is that the video was scrolled onto a phone via a feed and then it started playing for approximately one second 30k times, not that anyone watched it to the end, or even liked anything about it. Not to mention, those view counts are likely inflated somewhat by the Scientologists themselves. Edited to add, there are 2 billion Tik-Tok users worldwide, 30K views is laughably small numbers.

You see this a lot on Social Media now, the emphasis has been moved from likes and dislikes, to views. As if that means anything at all. If you post something online, and it gets 30k views, but no likes, dislikes or interaction, all it means it that 30k people ignored your video while scrolling. This move to emphasize views over whether anyone actually interacts with your video is to give those people who don’t get much interaction a taste of what it feels like to be popular online so they keep coming back. Again, if your video gets 30k views, but no one interacts with it, all it means is you got ignored 30 thousand times.

It’s important to keep in mind, that if you’re scrolling social media and a video comes up and auto plays, that counts as a “view”. On Tik-Tok specifically, if the video plays for literally one second, it counts as a view.

Getting 30k “views” on a video you posted means objectively nothing. Hell, I’ve made dumb jokes online that got something like 255k views. If there’s no engagement with the video itself, the number is meaningless, and of course, there’s likely zero actual engagement with these video clips outside of the very few Scientologists told to interact with it.

That’s got to be why certain Scientologists are so hardcore in trying these online pushes even when they’re being told not to, they see the boon of fake statistics they can flood Miscavige’s office with. I’m sure Miscavige’s eyes became saucers when tales of 30k views on videos reaches his tiny ears.

Sure, you can flood Tik-Tok with clips about Scientology and the fact they pop up on people’s phones means they will autoplay for the second or so that counts as a view, but all that’s going to happen is the public is going to keep scrolling and ignore what they just saw while meaningless numbers are created around it.

Not that it matters, if Miscavige falls for the “look how many views we’re getting” spiel from one of these low level try-hards, he’ll be grabbing those fake numbers and shoving them into the rich members faces quick sharp. “Look at our reach with our video clips online! We’re winning the war for the hearts and minds online!”

Meanwhile, crickets in all the Orgs as usual.

Here’s one more point to give some perspective of how low the numbers are for 30k of views. Tik-tok video views per day, that’s a video being watched for at least one second, there’s over 1 billion a day. These views numbers are so infinitesimally small, it’s not even worth bragging about. That video with 30k views didn’t get all those views in one day, it took time to accumulate, meaning the actual daily total of views is far, far less than 30k, on a platform that has over 1 billion views per day.

These numbers Wakley is pushing has all the weight and wow factor as belly button lint. But again, it’s information they can push at their unenlightened members and if you don’t know what I wrote above, you’re going to buy into the bullshit.

Also, Mark Bunker is a very funny dude.

Val Ross's avatar

Being a Scientologist sounds like a lot of work. Phew. Spend money on this program, do this extra job each day oh geez. All for no money. And trust me, you will be watched to ensure you are doing it every damn day. All work and no no play. That is what Scientology is and always has been.

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