We have a grab-bag of fun stuff for you this morning. First up, Jeffrey Augustine let us know that he’s adding a YouTube channel to his Scientology Money Project blog.
And he’s starting things off with a very fun deconstruction of one of Scientology’s most iconic legends, Xenu’s genocide that brought “body thetans” to Teegeeack, also known as Planet Earth.
What do you think? Has Jeffrey finally found the scientific explanation that makes L. Ron Hubbard’s notion of invisible space cooties impossible?
Let us know!
Second up, Chris Shelton had us on his YouTube channel to talk about our Lisa Marie Presley story this week, which we put together based on conversations we had with her in 2015.
We really enjoyed talking to Chris about this, and we hope you dig it too.
We also received a couple of bonus items from our tipsters this week.
Does Venezuelan actress Ruddy Rodriguez coming to Chicago suggest that the grand opening of the Ideal Org there is imminent?
We urge our Chicago friends to keep a close eye on the building at 650 S Clark St for any telltale giant ribbons and bows on it.
And whew, it’s good to see that Scientology leader David Miscavige hasn’t given up on the plan to open Ideal Orgs everywhere all at once.
Get your wallets out, people!
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Love me some Jeffrey Augustine! This is going to be so good :)
"...a complete pile of unreadable crap." (Pre 2007 Dianetics edition)
"malicious semicolons." So funny.