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Oh boy, hot dogs! Where do I sign up?

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I couldn’t get past the Italian stereotype scene, but I wonder if these are showing on Scientology TV.

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My daughter lived by that building for quite some time years ago when it was a library. I took photos in the early 2000s after scientology co-opted it, of homeless people sleeping in the doorways. At the time, I had no idea of its’ connection to scientology.

My daughter left Chicago 15 years ago and moved to North Carolina.

Here’s my guess: Miscavige is evading service of process, therefore the building will be opened in stealth mode. Perhaps something is hidden under the ugly flapping tarps which will come into view at 3pm Saturday but it will all be done quickly and with minimum fuss to avoid drawing attention to “he does not live or do business here Miscavige” if he in fact dares show up.

Oh the joys of being a leader “not involved in the day to day operations of the church” of scientology siphoning funds off the dwindling donations of increasingly disillusioned parishioners pretending it’s all going great guns,

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'Change the World'? Why not change disconnection, harassment of SPs and financial crimes (Chase wave anyone)? Cue 10 Years after and 'I'd love to Change The World.

While living in the Windy City may be great fun and the suburbs may have great public schools, how is any staff member going to have a family and earn a decent salary? Chicago is a vibrant city, but the CO$ can't glom on to their reputation or elan. Look out Chicago college students, if Kiana is body routing, you are in for some video kiosk fun.

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Aaaaaaand...yes, my princess, your art WILL get pushed to the side. Scientology actually HATES artists, all of "Source's" blathering about aesthetics and the importance of art notwithstanding. The 9th dynamic in El Schlong Conhard's "religion" isn't LOVE or PEACE or COMPASSION ; it's MONEY!

Now, if you have MONEY, then...OF COURSE! Your art is just soooooo amazing and theta!

These fucking ads are just vapid, soul-dead, and utterly futile.

Tick tock, Hateful Homunculus...

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Oh Kianna, please don't give up your career and your life. I am so sorry you were hoodwinked into this.

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Wow, what a waste of time with the video intro. Get to the testimonial. Featuring young, attractive female staff is a great ploy to get young lonely males to join staff. Am I being to cynical?

As I’ve said before, the videos are unprofessional and juvenile. SMP take heed.

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All that good stuff in Chicago is completely irrelevant if you’re going to be a staff member. You wouldn’t be able to afford the money or time to experience them. It does make me quite interested in visiting Chicago though!

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Scientology is so transparent in their marketing.

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To all the people who are still in and secretly watching this, please listen to both sides of everything. That is something that Scientology will NEVER tell you to do, but everyone who speaks out will encourage you to do, which should make you wonder why that is. The Aftermath Foundation is ready to help you if you need help. The people who Scientology says are haters are loving wonderful people who want you to know the truth. Don’t be afraid to look for yourself so that you are able to make an informed decision

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Australian org. Not willing to reveal which one just yet.

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