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COS 3 Justice 0

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As it dies a slow death by a thousand cuts, the church of scientology is given oxygen by Lady Justice, who not only wears a blindfold but seems to have had a lobotomy.

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Unbelievable.

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This is absolutely unbelievable

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"Defendants have presented evidence of presumptively valid arbitration agreements signed by Plaintiffs"

The crucial word here is 'presumptively'. The court has to presume that the agreement is valid because they can see no reason it isn't. It evidently isn't, but they can't look into that because the CofS says it's a religious practice, and the first amendment applies.

However, this agreement is in the form of a civil contract. The court has interpreted this contract as giving it no choice but to force a religious practice upon unbelievers.

The first amendment prohibits the US state from doing that, so the contact can't be enforceable by law.

This decision contradicts itself.

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I am betting that there are perfectly "logical" reasons and case-law justification for the judge's ruling.*Sigh*.

Perhaps there is a way to bring imagination and screwball genius to this legal fight; I am fantasizing about some bright lawyer or lawyers coming up with a way to seriously-and LEGALLY-fuck up the church of intergallactic criminality...as Mullet Sherman and Macallan Pimp would say, "TERMINATEDLY".

From the preface to "Hash Pipe Postulates" 😉😂😂😂

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Back into the lions den dammit

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Dammit.

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😳. So once a SCJ makes a ruling that’s it forever? This can’t be challenged? Ugh

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So, can the lawyers acting for the plaintiffs depose defendant David "he is NOT insane!" Miscavige?

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