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Jan 16, 2023Liked by Tony Ortega

I'm curious. Very curious. Did Grant Cardone call up Dave and say, "Hey, Dave, good buddy, Anybody can see your 'expand the church' scheme of buying and renovating buildings isn't working.

"I'll go in; fill the seats and get those stupid WOGS to drink the Koolaid and expand your piddly church quicker than you can say 10X!"

Yea, I'm sure that' it.

Or maybe Grant Cardone is doing scientology's famous "Lowers" - david miscavige style.

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Maybe Tampa Brad has signed-up for a billion years and is now the FSO PES? Public Exec Sec main state is BIS. Bodies in the shop means more cleared planet er.... cleared bank accounts.

Either way it's hilarious 😂

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Han hocks are useful in soups and stews. Cardone is useless in anything but grifting his marks. The $cieno version of 'prosperity gospel' is built on glittering promises and one sided contracts. Anyone who invested in Cardone's real estate business got stung when they read the contract and perhaps noticed that the investment period was 20 years.

Thanks for keeping an eye on the gold brick licker Jeff. You are really taking one for the team.

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Well...maybe ol' Grunt Carloan can bring back Jesus, sell tickets and special dispensations, collect billions, and then, after donating that haul to MOH(Mankind's Only Hope), "whack" Jesus for being the implant that he is and pull in all of the "selectees" who have "cogged" that scienbollocky is The Only Answer!

Curious?

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I think Grand Carbone is working on the soon to be released Maximus Erectorius with Honors Status.

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He's aiming even higher:

Maximus Cornholio Con-maestro with Veneered Fangs and Gallactic Potentate Status

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I wonder if on the trophy his name will be remembered as Grand Car Boner??🤔 definitely a source of inspiration for Tampa Brad judging by his wife’s new job!

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