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Strawberries and cream.

Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

Peanut butter and jelly.

Grant Cardone and Q-tastic med beds.

Some of the greatest and most manifestly meant-to-be pairings in modern history.

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Grunt Condom, pimpin' for glory!

Got grift on his mind and his mind on the grift,

He's workin' the "tech" of the asset shift.

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I'm having a shitty day at work and this story made me laugh...the bs people believe is astounding.

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FRODIS🤗

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Frodis! *tackle hug*

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Back at ya!

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Oh my goodness -- this guy is just so, so very dumb. Walking Dunning-Kruger. What could possibly go wrong?

I'm sure that he caveats all of this with "NOT MEDICAL ADVICE" just like the get-rich-quick schemers (like him) caveat all their stuff with "NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE".

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Has anyone managed to get a close enough look to see if Grant's med beds have an E-meteresque label on them stating "The 10X Health Light Bed is not medically or scientifically capable of improving the health or bodily functions of anyone"?

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"I'm sure he caveats this with..."

Remind you of E-meters, perchance?

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In 2015-2016, my sister in law was battling a very aggressive form of lung cancer. She had had chemo twice, and stem cell transplant. That’s when she turned to some form of quackery. I’m not sure what it was, but it was very expensive and they had to rewire whole portions of their huge home to accommodate it. She died in September 2016, my brother was devastated.

They were lucky, they could afford the over $500,000 they spent out of pocket trying to cure her. Most people are not in their position.

It always confuses me why people want eternal life. Don’t get me wrong, I’m pushing 70 really hard and nowhere near ready to die, but I prefer quality over quantity of life.

There will always be a person desperate enough to reach for these miracles. I know, I’ve seen it in real life. I would never have believed my scientist brother would be one of them.

I really didn’t think it was possible for me to be more disgusted than I already was with Grant Cardone. I was wrong.

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“Help your DNA function properly.”

For crying out loud. This is a wink-nudge for people with cancer.

I guess the best cons are those when your mark will probably die soon, right, Grant?

I thought Gary Brecka was an insurance guy. Would you sell your policy to a company for half its payout value? They will continue to make payments and then collect when you die - the sooner that is, the better your investment. Here’s an article from 2004 he is quoted in: https://www.floridatrend.com/article/12142/insurance-cleaning-house--miami-dade-feb-2004

At an anti-aging medicine conference, his bio says : Gary has a BS in Biology from Frostburg State University and a  BS in Human Biology from National College of Chiropractic.

I wouldn’t touch that IV bag of Kool-Aid, much less stick it in my veins!

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Well it looks like he’s a BS artist for sure, I guess that’s what earning two BS’s gets you.

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It looks like Grant Cardone needs more gold bricks to lick. He must have licked off the electroplated gold on his previous brick. After all, what did you expect? Grifters got to grift.

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Jan 22, 2023·edited Jan 22, 2023

Quacks attract other similar quackery.

"Let's sell these quackery susceptible people some new and improved quackery."

"Wanted. Reborn, or born again, dupes for slick new quackery." (Billion year contracted Sea Org staff dupes thinking of jumping the Hubbard Xenu Exorcism Scam, you are wanted in a new latest and greatest quackery sales gig.)

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