A few hours ago, early in the morning of the day that Super Bowl LIX will take place in New Orleans, Scientology revealed its ad for the big game this year.
First of all, the production quality is very nice. Good job, Gold base. The ad is boring. They lost me halfway through the montage of secrets of the universe and I know what SCN is. The big finish, the meter will be lost on most people who don't know what they are looking at.
Therapy is big news these days and they might have mentioned that.
Plus as I said in another post, people don't come to the Super Bowl on a spiritual quest. They want to see a 300 lb linebacker sit on the quarterback and watch him be taken out on a stretcher. They want gluttonous amounts of food and alcohol and they want the right to be way rowdier than any other day of the year.
I know the Scientology cant answer, that we have lived before and already know everything. We just forgot. So now, if we think of something it is the answer! Knowledge is certainty! I knew that! Think and grow rich! It all makes sense now!
Can't think of any way the general public would figure that out, especially not knowing what the MK VIII is or what it is for. Again, playing to the choir. Will they ever learn?
The $cieno mystery sandwich is full of bologna and rancid cheese. I have never seen a $cieno Stupor Bowl commercial in my part of Western NY. I guess all the whales that keep the Buffalo mOrg open haven't paid enough to get that 'dissemination'. That is for the best.
Scientology is here to save me, answer my cosmic questions.
ANSWER: We humans are full of Xenu's R6 implanted body-thetans (souls from alien humanoids who were brought to earth and mass murdered and then "implanted" aka like in the "Total Recall" movie how Arnold got "implanted") and these body-thetans souls float all over earth without bodies, and they infest all humans, infest all of us, and these souls LEAK their bad "implant" ideas into our heads. All humans have unbeknownst to each of us, these surplus invisible body-thetans souls, leaking Xenu's implants into our minds.
SOLUTION JOIN SCIENTOLOGY: Pay a boatload of "fixed donations" rise up to the exorcism steps of upper Scientology, and learn the exorcism steps to remove Xenu's body-thetans off your human body.
You'll thank Scientology and Hubbard, when you do this!
The ads won't tell you this, but that's the long range ANSWER, to all your human problems.
You must get rid of your "case" and also rid yourself of the "case" memories leaking into your mind from your Xenu implanted body-thetans infesting you.
BONUS TIP: Scientology, per Hubbard's regulations, will reject you, if you walk into their "churches" and tell them about the Xenu narrative. If you explain to Scientologists that you understand the exorcism theory of Hubbard's and if you speak the words XENU and BODY-THETANS to the staffs in Scientology "churches", then they kick you out. So, unfortunately, or as part of the Hubbard backwards thinking plan, they kick you out, when you talk Xenu implanting the body-thetans with the R6 implants, and they kick you out if you tell THEM that their OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 steps are exorcism of Xenu's implanted body-thetans! Hubbard said kick you out, if you spoil their secret knowledge by telling THEM their secret knowledge!
So, the TIP is, tell them their Xenu story, and watch them react like zombies who quickly shoo you out of their "churches." Tell 'em about Xenu and the body-thetans. That's the only "magic" in Scientology, how they are brainwashed to react to being told about Xenu's R6 implanted boy-thetans and how OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 are the exorcism steps to rid a human of their load of Xenu's body-thetans stuck to them.
I know it's the long version, but that was boring. I understand they make the ads for Scientologists to see, but this seemed even more mystery sandwich than previous ones.
I didn't watch all the ads, too much I don't need in my brain, but I did watch the one that airs today. I liked it until the Scientology QR code showed up. That said, I don't watch any sports, so I won't be watching the game today either and I think when the ad comes on, it would be a great time for people to use the bathroom.
Really does need to come with a "Warning Label."
Scientology is "...not healthy for children and other living things."
Heh. My partner Barbara says that’s a go-get-a-beer-and-pee commercial.
First of all, the production quality is very nice. Good job, Gold base. The ad is boring. They lost me halfway through the montage of secrets of the universe and I know what SCN is. The big finish, the meter will be lost on most people who don't know what they are looking at.
Therapy is big news these days and they might have mentioned that.
Plus as I said in another post, people don't come to the Super Bowl on a spiritual quest. They want to see a 300 lb linebacker sit on the quarterback and watch him be taken out on a stretcher. They want gluttonous amounts of food and alcohol and they want the right to be way rowdier than any other day of the year.
Not spiritual.
If the answer is inside me, how did it get there?
I know the Scientology cant answer, that we have lived before and already know everything. We just forgot. So now, if we think of something it is the answer! Knowledge is certainty! I knew that! Think and grow rich! It all makes sense now!
Can't think of any way the general public would figure that out, especially not knowing what the MK VIII is or what it is for. Again, playing to the choir. Will they ever learn?
The $cieno mystery sandwich is full of bologna and rancid cheese. I have never seen a $cieno Stupor Bowl commercial in my part of Western NY. I guess all the whales that keep the Buffalo mOrg open haven't paid enough to get that 'dissemination'. That is for the best.
Hurrah!
Scientology is here to save me, answer my cosmic questions.
ANSWER: We humans are full of Xenu's R6 implanted body-thetans (souls from alien humanoids who were brought to earth and mass murdered and then "implanted" aka like in the "Total Recall" movie how Arnold got "implanted") and these body-thetans souls float all over earth without bodies, and they infest all humans, infest all of us, and these souls LEAK their bad "implant" ideas into our heads. All humans have unbeknownst to each of us, these surplus invisible body-thetans souls, leaking Xenu's implants into our minds.
SOLUTION JOIN SCIENTOLOGY: Pay a boatload of "fixed donations" rise up to the exorcism steps of upper Scientology, and learn the exorcism steps to remove Xenu's body-thetans off your human body.
You'll thank Scientology and Hubbard, when you do this!
The ads won't tell you this, but that's the long range ANSWER, to all your human problems.
You must get rid of your "case" and also rid yourself of the "case" memories leaking into your mind from your Xenu implanted body-thetans infesting you.
BONUS TIP: Scientology, per Hubbard's regulations, will reject you, if you walk into their "churches" and tell them about the Xenu narrative. If you explain to Scientologists that you understand the exorcism theory of Hubbard's and if you speak the words XENU and BODY-THETANS to the staffs in Scientology "churches", then they kick you out. So, unfortunately, or as part of the Hubbard backwards thinking plan, they kick you out, when you talk Xenu implanting the body-thetans with the R6 implants, and they kick you out if you tell THEM that their OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 steps are exorcism of Xenu's implanted body-thetans! Hubbard said kick you out, if you spoil their secret knowledge by telling THEM their secret knowledge!
So, the TIP is, tell them their Xenu story, and watch them react like zombies who quickly shoo you out of their "churches." Tell 'em about Xenu and the body-thetans. That's the only "magic" in Scientology, how they are brainwashed to react to being told about Xenu's R6 implanted boy-thetans and how OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 are the exorcism steps to rid a human of their load of Xenu's body-thetans stuck to them.
I know it's the long version, but that was boring. I understand they make the ads for Scientologists to see, but this seemed even more mystery sandwich than previous ones.
I didn't watch all the ads, too much I don't need in my brain, but I did watch the one that airs today. I liked it until the Scientology QR code showed up. That said, I don't watch any sports, so I won't be watching the game today either and I think when the ad comes on, it would be a great time for people to use the bathroom.
So who had the better ad — Scientology or Jesus?