At Scientology the fundraising never stops. However, you can imagine that the marks get a little wary after a while when they keep getting invited down for the same speakers and topics before they have to open up their wallets.
So the “Int Landlord Office” has sent out a survey in order to get some ideas for how to entice wealthy members down for a fleecing.
We thought you’d want to see it. And based on the questions, we have a feeling the real question being asked here is, how can we get you to spend a bunch of money just getting to “Flag” — the Flag Land Base, Scientology’s Florida headquarters in Clearwater, Florida for a two-day “Ideal Org” convention that will likely feature church leader David Miscavige himself. Is that enough to entice you across the country?
Let us know how you’d fill it out!
SURVEY
Information: The Int Landlord Office is gathering information from OT Committee members, active OTs and Scientologists and Ideal Org contributors to assist in planning for upcoming events. We would appreciate your opinion on these matters. Please fill this out and return. Thank you. Manuela
Name:__________________________________ Org:__________________
State or Country you live in:________________________________________
Case Level:____________________ Training Level:___________________
Ideal Org Donation Status:_________________________________________
1. If you were to attend an event, which public or OT Committee member (either local or international) would you be most interested in hearing from?
2. Which Class V staff members (either local or international) would you be most interested in hearing from at this event?
3. Which management terminals from either the CLO or INT do you like hearing from at events?
4. Which management terminals from either the CLO or INT are you most interested in attending a seminar from?
5. Which Flag staff member would you like to hear from at an event?
6. Which Flag staff member would you be most interested in attending a seminar from?
7. Which Ideal Org topics are you most interested in attending a seminar or hearing a speech on?
8. What type of music or performances are you most interested in seeing at an event?
9. Who was your favorite performer that you’ve seen at an event?
10. If you were to attend a 2-day event at Flag regarding Ideal Orgs, what activities would you be most interested in participating in?
11. What do you feel would help you the most in promoting and getting people to attend a 2-day event at Flag regarding Ideal Orgs?
12. How much do you feel is a reasonable ticket price to attend a 2-day Ideal Org convention at Flag?
13. Are there any particular subjects that you feel you need assistance with for your OT Committee or field?
14. Anything else you’d like to communicate?
Thank you!
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I would love to see Joy Grayson perform! And Leah Remini speak about the ideal orgs.
Name:____Arse Ben Rippedout______________________________ Org:_Floundering Church, DC_________________
State or Country you live in:___Farsec_____________________________________
Case Level:__Clear(ed of assets and common sense)__________________ Training Level:___Intergalactic McSavage Cuckold________________
Ideal Org Donation Status:__Gleefully Broke_______________________________________
1. If you were to attend an event, which public or OT Committee member (either local or international) would you be most interested in hearing from?
Nancy Cuckwright...and Tony Muhammad
2. Which Class V staff members (either local or international) would you be most interested in hearing from at this event?
That Moxon lady
3. Which management terminals from either the CLO or INT do you like hearing from at events?
International Jerkoff Chief
4. Which management terminals from either the CLO or INT are you most interested in attending a seminar from?
Whoever the Head Pimp is...
5. Which Flag staff member would you like to hear from at an event?
Pat Harney(I hear that she is an expert on the subject of "animating MEST".)
6. Which Flag staff member would you be most interested in attending a seminar from?
The one who eats the most rice and beans!
7. Which Ideal Org topics are you most interested in attending a seminar or hearing a speech on?
How do I get all of my money back?
8. What type of music or performances are you most interested in seeing at an event?
Grunt Cardone: how to chew cigars and guiltlessly rip people off
9. Who was your favorite performer that you’ve seen at an event?
Joy Killa
10. If you were to attend a 2-day event at Flag regarding Ideal Orgs, what activities would you be most interested in participating in?
Tarring and feathering COB, AFTER sending him out to s*ck co* k on Hollywood Boulevard.
11. What do you feel would help you the most in promoting and getting people to attend a 2-day event at Flag regarding Ideal Orgs?
Throw a big rave with live music, assorted psychedelics, and unconditional CASH refunds to all attendees.
12. How much do you feel is a reasonable ticket price to attend a 2-day Ideal Org convention at Flag?
Optional donation of 47 cents.
13. Are there any particular subjects that you feel you need assistance with for your OT Committee or field?
I still wanna be knowing and willing cause over matter, energy, space, and time...subjective and objective.
I'm thinking that demonstrating that ability-humbly, of course!-might pull a few folks into my empty, broke org...
14. Anything else you’d like to communicate?
Hey, where are Shelley...and Tom Cruise...and John Travolta?
Thank you!