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ACG's avatar

Absolutely brilliant eulogy, and a send-off that Belzer would have appreciated.

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mark's avatar

Absolutely FUCKING brilliant!😁

I wonder if Tony has any Hunter S. Thompson stories...?

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Artoo45's avatar

Thanks for that great recollection. Belzer seemed to be one of those people who got the joke about himself. You gotta get the joke about yourself, or you become intolerable. Cruise knows how to pretend to get the joke about himself, but it’s obvious to anyone who’s ever known him that he most certainly doesn’t.

RIFP, Belzer.

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Ze Mooo's avatar

"journalistic cupcake Lauer. " Giggle....Well said Tony. Rich Belzer was sardonic and pushy and at times hilarious. RIP goofball. Tom Cruise 'roasted' Matt Lauer? I bet that burn went two ways.

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Eyrika/Frodis73's avatar

This was one of those deaths that hurt. His last words are legendary!

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Val Ross's avatar

Thanks for a rollicking obituary. The best kind. The kind I truly hope people write about me after I’m dead. A life lived to its fullest.

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KJE's avatar

Oh yes, Tony at his best, again. If you’re ever in Alaska I’d love to buy you a beer. Ye gads, I don’t even know if you drink, coffee then. Keep it coming. Warm regards, kje

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