Scientology finally finds the right formula in stunning new video
Sure, it’s been a tough slog since the pandemic hit, and Scientology has really struggled to recruit and hold on to members with so much bad press and all. But church leader David Miscavige’s building projects need funding, and staffs need filling out — there’s no resting in the coolest religion on Earth!
The enthusiastic team at Orlando never gives up, and wow, have they put out the most inspirational hype video we’ve seen in a long time.
After watching this, what’s going to keep you from joining this team of warriors playing the most important game of all?
“This is the winning team. This is why you should join staff in Orlando!”
This planet will be cleared in no time.
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Re the culinary delights of a 'flag world tour', with a spread like that, the regging is going to be out of this world. A world like Marcab or one of those non-Farsec places. When I think of fine dining, the Church of $cientology never comes up. The regging will be legendary.
The Orlando staff video has all of the elan of an Amway sales convention. At least with Amway, you could get useful cleaning products. In $cientology, all you get is brain washing. And they always add too much starch to that wash. Tony caused a giggle with that find.
So it gets down to FREE GORMET FOOD to get people in LA to come to a Flag Land Base event where attendees will be mercilessly pounded to pay for services AT Clearwater, Florida. BASE. My experiences at Flag were some of the most traumatic of my life. Horrible. It takes a high level of brainwashing to get people to pay that kind of money to be gaslit even further.