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Nov 6, 2023Liked by Tony Ortega

Am I the only one who thinks Tom Cruise has lost his comb and his nose has gotten bigger? Bodhi doesn't appear to be having a great time (or he's trying a "swanky" but on-purpose" look.) At his side, Jenna looks only mildly pleased to be there and (forgive me for this), her shoes were a mistake. As for the rest, I can't make heads or tails of the hors d'oeuvres, the entree looks sparse, the room looks unnecessarily cramped and, all-in-all, based on these photos, that was one weird "gala"!

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Love the amanita muscaria mushroom-shaped dessert. The most hallucinogenic mushroom in the world.

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So,so proud of the work Alex put in to make this protest happen. Thanks to all who participated and for the messages and the love shown to the public as they arrived. And to the insiders who shared the pics. I am a ‘could have been in’ and this just made my weekend.

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Is it just too early in the morning or did everyone else think Tom Cruise looks like his face was oddly skewed? Sort of like all the photos were taken with a fisheye lens. The place didn’t look festive to me. It looked dark, cramped, somewhere I’d like to leave.

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I have no issue judging celebrity clothes. They knew what they were in for. And those shoes, in the words of OJ Simpson, are ugly-ass.

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That’s the most restrained set I’ve ever seen for one of these. What happened to Mindscavenge’s Mafia-Housewife-meets-Late-Marcabian-Empire aesthetic? So austere!

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Now that Tom Cruise has been outed as a loyal minion of the Niblet, will any tabloid take notice? I do hope that some of the late night talk shows pick up on this.

I have observed that the chairs seem to have been placed like it is Spirit Airlines Economy class. The food looks like it was prepared for some TV cooking show. I'd rather go to the Golden Coral and go buffet style.

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Does anyone know who the woman is in the photo of Cruise and Philippe?

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Like many others stated, Tiny Tom Cruise is not looking very good these days!

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Chilly Wee Wee made the gig, bigly...

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My God! What do I have to do to belong to that exquisitely select club?!!

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Jenna and Bodhi look like they have an evil plot against the world

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