It looks like Phil had a nice day for a road trip. What is Miscavige doing with Canada? They get all the fundraising 'opportunities' that the Clampire is famous for, but what do Canadian Clams get? I don't see any new buildings or anything that the Canadians have paid for.
The 'advanced' mOrg in Guelph appears to be on the skids and in any case, Clearwater wants all the 'advanced' Clams that they can get. Is that what Canada is these days? Just another sales territory taken over by the head office? It seems that way to me.
For laughts, I always wanted to stand by the Advanced Orgs, with my handmade sign saying:
"Learn about Xenu on OT 3 here"
"Learn that Xenu caused the Wall of Fire on OT 3 here!"
"Learn about body-thetans on OT 3 here!"
"Do your first three exorcism steps called OT 3, 4, and 5 here! Find out about Xenu and body-thetans and how to do Scientology's exorcism today!"
"Advanced Org means Exorcism Org"
"Advanced translates to Exorcism in Scientology"
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I think Hubbard made it too hard to do the steps in Scientology, it's so hard, so expensive, their customers quit before they get to the Advanced/Exorcism Orgs of Scientology.
Plus, they get all bent out of shape if you tell them Advanced just means Exorcism, and if you talk the Xenu story with them, and they don't want to talk about the souls you exorcise off your body when you do the exorcism steps called OT 3, 4, and 5 where you learn that Xenu dumped those souls onto earth that today infest your human body. They can't even stand it when you call those souls by the name Hubbard called those souls, he called them "body-thetans" because they are really surplus invisible souls that infest your body and these surplus souls leak their "case" onto you, so even though you are supposedly "Clear" you now need to get rid of your "OT case" by doing the exorcism levels.
Advanced/Exorcism Orgs at the continental echelon of Scientology are all empty, for the same reasons above.
A shell game.
Scientology FAIL!! Again.
It looks like Phil had a nice day for a road trip. What is Miscavige doing with Canada? They get all the fundraising 'opportunities' that the Clampire is famous for, but what do Canadian Clams get? I don't see any new buildings or anything that the Canadians have paid for.
The 'advanced' mOrg in Guelph appears to be on the skids and in any case, Clearwater wants all the 'advanced' Clams that they can get. Is that what Canada is these days? Just another sales territory taken over by the head office? It seems that way to me.
For laughts, I always wanted to stand by the Advanced Orgs, with my handmade sign saying:
"Learn about Xenu on OT 3 here"
"Learn that Xenu caused the Wall of Fire on OT 3 here!"
"Learn about body-thetans on OT 3 here!"
"Do your first three exorcism steps called OT 3, 4, and 5 here! Find out about Xenu and body-thetans and how to do Scientology's exorcism today!"
"Advanced Org means Exorcism Org"
"Advanced translates to Exorcism in Scientology"
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I think Hubbard made it too hard to do the steps in Scientology, it's so hard, so expensive, their customers quit before they get to the Advanced/Exorcism Orgs of Scientology.
Plus, they get all bent out of shape if you tell them Advanced just means Exorcism, and if you talk the Xenu story with them, and they don't want to talk about the souls you exorcise off your body when you do the exorcism steps called OT 3, 4, and 5 where you learn that Xenu dumped those souls onto earth that today infest your human body. They can't even stand it when you call those souls by the name Hubbard called those souls, he called them "body-thetans" because they are really surplus invisible souls that infest your body and these surplus souls leak their "case" onto you, so even though you are supposedly "Clear" you now need to get rid of your "OT case" by doing the exorcism levels.
Advanced/Exorcism Orgs at the continental echelon of Scientology are all empty, for the same reasons above.
Hail Xenu and his body-thetans