On Monday, we had a bit of a bombshell here at the Underground Bunker that had nothing to do with the Danny Masterson retrial, which we’ve been covering in Los Angeles since April 17.
While we bunkeroos have laughed at the previous 'bowling trophies' that the Clampire hands out, this collection of authentic bowling trophies takes the cake. The cake, the swing set, the bouncy house and a keg of good beer. Very well done cartoonist.
Substack needs to remember that 'fair use' is fair.
Now, jury, find Dan Masterson guilty and send him to the bouncy house that has steel bars all over.
So good! Of course, the illustration is spot-on, and the trophies perfectly reflect the “achievements “ of the suckers, but the fact that Cummins’ trophy looks like him as The Hulk made me spray my tea across the table.
Well that’s interesting. I don’t get the emails because I’m using the iPhone App and that day’s morning report, likes and comments are gone disappeared from my view.
I didn’t comment on the original article, but my thought was that only Nancy and Trish were short enough to be photographed with Miscavige in a way in which he appeared to be taller than them. No one else was short enough.
The bowling trophies are to die for. I’d love to have these as opposed to those gaudy monstrosities they actually award. They are worth getting a trophy case for.😂
GREAT Cartoon image of the brainwashed Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson's voice => who knew?) and the manipulative brainwasher himself, the "diminutive" David Miscavige
HEY, SCIENTOLOGY, HOW ABOUT ORTEGA'S "SPIRIT OF PLAY", EH? You corrupt fuckers take yourselves waaaay too seriously. Lighten up! Come "up tone" and thumb your noses at that Napoleonic Wanker with the high hair and regain your sanity by...leaving behind... the incessant asset-hoovering, the extravagant lies about scientology expansion, the breaking up of families, and that toxic mind-fuck known as "auditing"...right NOW(that's a tone 40 command!)!
OSA wanker(s) reading this blog: you can't save your own ass(es), much less this "sector of the universe"!
While we bunkeroos have laughed at the previous 'bowling trophies' that the Clampire hands out, this collection of authentic bowling trophies takes the cake. The cake, the swing set, the bouncy house and a keg of good beer. Very well done cartoonist.
Substack needs to remember that 'fair use' is fair.
Now, jury, find Dan Masterson guilty and send him to the bouncy house that has steel bars all over.
So good! Of course, the illustration is spot-on, and the trophies perfectly reflect the “achievements “ of the suckers, but the fact that Cummins’ trophy looks like him as The Hulk made me spray my tea across the table.
Can we get that lady who 'restored' that Spanish Jesus painting to do this pic?
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=restored+spanish+jesus+painting
seconded!
What Ze and Jens said!!!😄
I checked, and my original email from Tony still has the real photos visible -- but this version is much more fun.
Well that’s interesting. I don’t get the emails because I’m using the iPhone App and that day’s morning report, likes and comments are gone disappeared from my view.
I agree - todays is much more ‘uptone’ 😂
I agree 💯. “Like where’s Shelley?” 😂😂😂
Chad Essley rocks.
I didn’t comment on the original article, but my thought was that only Nancy and Trish were short enough to be photographed with Miscavige in a way in which he appeared to be taller than them. No one else was short enough.
The bowling trophies are to die for. I’d love to have these as opposed to those gaudy monstrosities they actually award. They are worth getting a trophy case for.😂
The entire Monday article is gone with all the comments. BaHumBug Substack 🤧
GREAT Cartoon image of the brainwashed Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson's voice => who knew?) and the manipulative brainwasher himself, the "diminutive" David Miscavige
THIS...IS...BRILLIANT!
LOVE IT. 💖😄
HEY, SCIENTOLOGY, HOW ABOUT ORTEGA'S "SPIRIT OF PLAY", EH? You corrupt fuckers take yourselves waaaay too seriously. Lighten up! Come "up tone" and thumb your noses at that Napoleonic Wanker with the high hair and regain your sanity by...leaving behind... the incessant asset-hoovering, the extravagant lies about scientology expansion, the breaking up of families, and that toxic mind-fuck known as "auditing"...right NOW(that's a tone 40 command!)!
OSA wanker(s) reading this blog: you can't save your own ass(es), much less this "sector of the universe"!
Wake up.
I like smart asses. Had no idea she was in the cult.... Sad.
Very clever retort!
The news shall not be detained.