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I’m always disgusted by Scientology’s use of popular trademarks and copyrighted material to attract new public or support fundraisers. Scientologists have no problem plagiarizing other people’s creative work because that comes from Hubbards playbook. However if anyone tries to use scientology outside the organization they are attacked mercilessly. Their hypocrisy is endless.

All I can say about Celebrity Centers latest Halloween publicity scam is: MAY THE FRAUD BE WITH YOU.

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These totally sane, super theta experts on communication, administration, and planetary salvation display their unbridled genius by hijacking popular culture in their quest to recruit thee and me to join their profoundly spiritual crusade!

Come for the love-bombing, stupid games, and mediocre food...and stay for the mind-numbing indoctrination, bank and credit card fraud, gaslighting, pee meter wankery, the finest adventures in Orwellian "ethics" , and the always exciting, universe-saving criminality! Stand TALL and be a member of an elite team of enslaved, deluded wankers!

Happy Halloween, you reactive meat-sacks!🦇🤑

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How high do your stilts have to be to 'stand tall' when you are 4'13"?

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With the 5’ 1” giant every night is is a freskshow Halloween.

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LOL Mark, I think your euphemism towards the church is admirable. I wouldn’t use such kind words. “Meat-sacks” creates such an aesthetic image in my mind.

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If they really wanted to piggyback off of Halloween, they could walk people through the staff berthing quarters then the tunnels between buildings then the RPF and call it a haunted house.

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Doesn’t every scientologist already have at least one copy of dianetics that they’ve pretended to read from cover to cover several times? Most nonbelievers wouldn’t be dumb enough to fork out $20 for any of that. And women’s auxiliary. How parochial.

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/spās kəˈdet/

noun

noun: space cadet; plural noun: space cadets

a trainee astronaut.

an enthusiast for space travel, typically a young person.

informal

a person perceived as out of touch with reality, as though high on drugs.

The third definition is the correct one for this usage. I wonder if the Millennium Falcon 'experience' is officially condoned by Lucas? Probably not, 'here, put this helmet on and sit here. Now watch the whoosh as the tv screen goes to plaid. That will be '$20 and here's your copy of Dianectics and a space weggie'.

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