It's a "science". It's "precise". And it's so "powerful" that its "upper levels" are shrouded in secrecy
and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. A lift-wearing, bouffanted sociopath determines whether
you are allowed to receive its miraculous benefits AFTER you've paid him(pimp lucre).
Look, check out 70 years' worth of peer-reviewed,…
It's a "science". It's "precise". And it's so "powerful" that its "upper levels" are shrouded in secrecy
and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. A lift-wearing, bouffanted sociopath determines whether
you are allowed to receive its miraculous benefits AFTER you've paid him(pimp lucre).
Look, check out 70 years' worth of peer-reviewed, independently-conducted scientific studies
of El Bong Slobbard's "tech"! And...look at all of the psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers,
neuroscientists, etc. who have made further scientific discoveries based on the Tilden Turd's ground-
breaking principles!
Glad to hear that membership numbers are anemic, though.